


He in turn gave this energy back to Cthulhu. He also embarked on a hectic tour with gigs scheduled in over 3500 places, and he quickly realised that he loved to "feel the crowd" and "feed off their energy". The trance compilations proved to be a hit, Tiesto was quickly signed to numerous record labels (too numerous to list). This was mostly due to the insane nightmareish dreams he was being sent by Cthulhu, which would cause him to wake up in the middle of the night and shave all of his body hair. This time, however, instead of using rag time music, he delved into trance music. He put aside his grief and immediately began to release more DJ Compilations.
TIESTO ELEMENTS OF LIFE COVER PROFESSIONAL
Tiesto firmly believed he could make it on his own as a professional disc jockey, despite losing his friend to his god. "DJ" Career, Old Country Urban Gheto Concrete Jungle Big City Train Of course, we don't have any idea what that means. 10 seconds after the release of their last single, the group split up when Cthulhu ate Corsten. The result were several releases, including: Lygygmah, Tnshy, Nylymly, Drmylymya, Dfkdjya and several other unpronouncable names. Due to Ferry's speech impediment, and Tiesto's knack for being an asshole, their group was titled 'Grrmyllya' (Corsten had, apparently, been trying to say: "God, is your pee yellah"). With Ferry, Tiesto began to record his first trance hits. This caused his best friend, Ferry Corsten, to be crushed by gravity, which led to him being unable to speak coherent English for almost 10 years. When he realised that they were all being sucked up by a black hole because nobody gave a damn, he decided to start his own record label inside the black hole. He immediately set out and began recording DJ compilations (specalizing in rag time music) at the rate of 75 CDs per second, and released each and every one of them to record labels around the universe. Tiesto from then on pledged to forego politics and become the world's greatest DJ. While being president of the Netherlands, Tiesto had a religious conversion when he came face to face with Cthulhu himself while eating a record on the beach. He then moved on to become the president of the Netherlands thanks to the interviening of his father. Tijs began DJing professionally at school parties when he was a sperm (he would later remark upon this remarkable era in his life by releasing one of his DJ compilations under the title: "When I was a Sperm"). 6.3 DJ Compilations and Singles in no coherent orderĮarly Life: Rise to power and redemption.4 Recent Successes and Ritual Sacrifices.3 "DJ" Career, Old Country Urban Gheto Concrete Jungle Big City Train.1 Early Life: Rise to power and redemption.
